1. American English-
used mainly in America( obviously) and also by SPGs~~``
-easier to be understood than British English mainly because of the pronunciation system is more "unBritishly"
-different grammar system makes Malaysian students think that American English is wrong, (padahal diorang tak tau pun American English ni wujud)
-extensively used by Hollywood star like Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt, Katy Pary etcetc, except for the cast of Pirate of the Caribbean... .
2.Azam English-
-What, nak main-main pun takleh ke??
-Mainly characterized by the inability to used English when communicate with those who knows English tahap dewa like Miss Shyamala, Miss Maia, Syifaq Ziana and Her Majesty Madonna
3.British English-
-characterized by the weird accent the speakers have as if speaking with a golf club in your throat( jkjk)
-If American English is in City Square, British English is in Senai( tak leh duduk rapat-rapat)
-Would you like a cup of tea?
-Successfully survive the Hollywood as we can see in The Chronicles of Narnia, Harry Potter, The Pirate of the Carribean, The Pirate of the Currybean etc etc
-Good luck in trying using this English~~``
4. Indian English standard
-also known as South -Asian English
- i barely know about its existence so, to find out more, go google it
5.Kelantanese English
-used mainly by Kelantanese people, but it is now international
-easier pronunciation and slip-shod grammatical system
-frequently mistaken with Liverpool English
-not recommended to be used in PMR,SPM, GCE, O-level or A-level English paper, MUET writing paper, IELTS . BUT can be used in UPSR, MUET speaking test, and other English-based subject for science in Malaysia.
6.Kerak English
-only used by two people: kerak 1 and kerak 2
-characterized by weird pronunciation and unfinished sentence
-"oral" become "oghell" and "current" become "kereen"
-almost a dead dialect
-the historians believed that this dialect originated from Kerak Land, situated in Africa but bawah sikit
-precautions should be take when trying to use this dialect
7.Liverpool English-
Ada meyh??
-used mostly by statistician that studied in Liverpool.
-spread in Malaysia by someone called Syah, or Shah also known as Syah of Seminatum Floreat .
-hard to be distinguished from Kelantanese English because it is believed that it come from the same family of dialect @ rumpun.
8.Malaysian English-
-used in malaysian and in some part of Singapore like Bishan and Ang mo kio
-extensive used of the ending "la" instead of a full stop as in:
* I hate you la (
* That's why la (
-I LOVE IT la
9.Manchesterian English
-is believed to be the most lovely dialect in English
-practiced by those who live in Manchester and some people in Malaysia like Miss Shyamala although not frequently
-klaka
-hard to understand but a good way to released stress when listen people using it
10.Queen English-
-the received pronunciation or RP
-also known as BBC English because their anchors used to used the RP
-mainly used by the upper class and the upper-middle class
-also klaka
11.Singlish-
- not Single English but Singapore English
-created to enable those who doesn't know English o be able to communicate ( see, their government is not that cruel~~``)
-hmm, anything else to say??
12.uRban English
-long history ar~~``
-characterized by extensive used of cliche and paradoxes like A&B paradox
-good luck in using this English, Senang dapat kerja!!
I hope this note will help you to choose which English to use and if susah naa, Use Malay je la~~``
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